The theme for the third installment of the Theme Based Contest is “Fashion in Grad School”. Given the huge disparity in the submissions we received for the previous installments of this contest, we have decided that this time around, we will not be imposing any limitation. You are welcome to submit either prose or poetry, or both. Each category will be judged independently.
Mail your submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org.
The deadline for submissions is November 20, 2012. So pick up your pens and get the creative juices flowing!
In my room there is a bed
And on that bed there is a pile
A pile that’s over-flowing with clothes
A pile that’s a testament to my style!!!
Clothes from today, from yesterday
Clothes from God knows when!!!
A pile that’s been there for so long
I think it was there when I moved in!!
Wash and wash till my hands go numb
Wash till my palms go dry!
The pile never seems to diminish a whit
No matter how hard I try!!! 😦
It sits like a king in the middle of my room
Occupying more space than I do!
The pile: an ode to my tawdriness
My room wouldn’t feel the same without you!!! 🙂
Namrata Iyer (MCBL)
is not my cuppa chai.
But when editor insists,
I say not ‘no’,
and let the mind’s thoughts
take a morning plough.
is my regular fare;
Jokes never could I
narrate with flair,
Wit in my bag
I handle with care.
is my hero..
Wodehouse..where are thou?
Gags of laughter,
Stand up comedy,
Music and flowing parody..
Humor finds a place in all..
A smile, a word, a face, a mall…
While my quest
for the funny bone..
is serious and not just jest..
One thing I know for sure
Learn to laugh at thyself..
then proclaim to the world
your humor trophy on the shelf.
Madhurima Das (MGMT)
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Chetana Baliga Nabar (MBU)
Thank you for submitting your entries to our first theme based contest. We are hard at work trying to pick a winner. And it is turning out to be a very, very tough endeavor. It is going to be a very close competition. All the best to everyone! May the best article win!
The response we received for the contest was heartening. And encouraged by that, we have decided to continue the contest further. We are pleased to announce the next installment of the contest. The theme will again be humour. But the entries we seek this time must be limited to poems only. Mail your submissions to email@example.com.
The deadline for submissions is July 20, 2012. So pick up your pens and get the creative juices flowing!
The Voices Team
VOICES has started a contest where we invite contributions on a particular theme every month. The winning entry will be published in our next issue with a special mention. The theme for the first instalment of this contest is humour and we invite readers to contribute articles related to the theme. The deadline for the same has been extended to 20th June, 2012. We request you to send in your contributions [email id: firstname.lastname@example.org] and we hope that Mamta Banerjee and analogous regimes are not watching.